Ugly Girls

This, I think, is the first time I’m comparing myself with another person on this blog. Oh wait, it’s persons. There are two of them. Two of the ugliest bitches I have ever known in my entire existence. I’m actually thankful for having met them both, since they proved two things to me: one, that Darwin was right about his theory of evolution; two, that aliens really do exist and could even live on earth.

Here is a picture of them: 

Lovely, aren’t they? Makes me want to puke. The one on the left is named Kristine. The one on the right is Beferlyn. What lovely names for such lovely creatures from the planet of the apes. Kristine the goddess of everything whore-ific called me a pig behind my back, which doesn’t really matter that much, given the fact that I myself can call myself a pig and am really really fat now. But this Kristine, we’re not close. Alright, so I call her some mean names behind her back too, so we can call it quits. But do I really look like a pig? And doesn’t she look like a Betty la Fea? LOL! Honestly, I wouldn’t be friends with someone this ugly now would I? HELL NO! I don’t speak ape, dood! How the heck am I supposed to communicate with them!? IAM SNORT WEED BUT I ARE NOT SPOKEN APE!

Kidding aside, I abso-fucking-lutely hate them. The bitches.

What happened was, these two monkeys I met at work are friends with one of my team mates.  Our team’s stats, unfortunately, suck horseshit so my boss made a rule that forbids other people from making tambay at our posts but these two are just too stubborn. Or perhaps, as Jaja put it, they are "functionally illiterate or just completely lacking reading comprehension" as there is a sort of poster that says BAWAL ANG BISITA SA PVC 11. Just this morning I put up that reminder for them not to come to our bay and make chika with their friend. I was apparently upset and kept cursing not only under my breath but even out loud whenever they come around since it’s not the first or second or third or fourth or fifth time that we’re trying to implement this so-called rule. The toothpick bodied Beferlyn who probably looks like the yaya who scared you to madness in your childhood tore the poster off the board it was taped onto while I was busy typing in some stuff into my Team Lead’s computer. Thinking she was sneaky enough for me not to notice, she walked away with her bestfriend Kristine who claims to be one of the most attractive people in the world, with the crumpled piece of bond paper in her hands, an ugly donkey-ish grin on her face.

I don’t know what to do, really. I’m blogging about it because I know I wouldn’t be able to sleep with these thoughts in mind. I might die having a nightmare of these ugly whores. The reason I hate them is not just because they’re kupal (had you known me in person you’d know how much I like using this as a curse) but because they are oh-so-full of themselves. They act like they are sooooo attractive, soooooo sexy, soooooo fashionable, soooooooo smart, sooooooo perfect. HONESTLY.

Pictures that prove this:

Inday and the modern day apron

OH, THE HORROR!!!

The other girl is Jas, which I don’t hate. I don’t really know why she’s friends with these… THs.

They are make up experts, dood.

OMFG!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORSE PORN!!!!#&*@!!! 

Where is my kalesa? 

Alright, enough. They have taken too much space on my blog. I was pretty nice to them before, you know, just as I am with everybody else (Believe me, I AM NICE. Fine, don’t.). I think people like them do not have the right to be bitchy around people who look better than them.  Oh yes. My feet look better than them. Ugh.

Oh, by the way, here is a gramatically incorrect description of the self by Kristine that I got off her friendster account:

always getting the first impression of being maldita and suplada..maybe because i dont mingle to people whom i dont want but when u get to know me it’s totally opposite,i love being in long relationships but i dont believe in marriage but i love my partner right now it’s just that marriage is my last priority, i am a person who doesnt know the word "contented" i always aim high, my motto " what kristine want, kristine must get"…
i valued time so much im a person who doesnt want to waste any single minute to a nonsense thing, i like to give a good fight for what I want, i dont give up easily especially if im in the right track, not one to mess with(otherwise ur life will be miserable hehehe..)..
im a caring and sweet person and very demanding especially in a relationship, i hate people who doesnt know how to appreciate my effort, just get out of my life if ur taking me for granted.. i dont want to waste my time pleasing everybody there is more important thing to do..
i am a good person with a big heart..
good personality..
..and one of the most attractive people on earth..

 LOVELY!!!

I hope this post won’t bring you nightmares.